SERIOUS QUESTION about dildos in Texas!

I've been hearing about this for years but I never could find a clear answer anywhere, maybe you guys can help!

I've heard that the state of Texas only allows an individual to own THREE dildos, recently I heard that it was doubled to SIX dildos, and then today I heard that the limit was dropped all together and I could own as many dildos as I want. What's the truth??? cause I have waaaaaayyyyyy too many cake toppers and not nearly enough cakes to put them on, lol
Doc_rob's Avatar
Ha ha....I didn't know there was a limit?
cumalot's Avatar
I had heard there was a limit as well, but as to the limit I think it is 5 and I haven't heard different....
http://www.idiotlaws.com/6-dildo-limit/
http://laws.justsickshit.com/2008/ab...-a-bit-ubsurd/
Ms. Athena's Avatar
Last I was told, which was about a month ago from a lady whom hosted Slumber Parties, is that limit was 6. And if at that if LE wanted to they could issue her a ticket. Butt as all our items are marketed as personal massagers and novelty items upon purchase I am not sure how they could enforce this.........And this is a concern of mine as well, as I roll with a suite case full of toys or should I say novelty items?? LOL
pyramider's Avatar
Doesn't Texas have a concealed dildo license? You go to a multi hour class to learn the dildo laws and how to properly use the dildo.
I think I've got the answer!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

There is no dildo limit anymore, UNLESS you reside in one of the twenty backwards assed counties that fall within the Texas 13th District Court of Appeals (Corpus Christi area)!

Sooooooo based on the wiki info you are safe from prosecution for having dildos in your possession and you are safe to sell adult devices! I guess that's good news, still it's kind of wild that there are those out there that have some sort of vested interest in what I do in my bedroom and try to write laws about it? BIZARRE!

I also found the following sentence to be on a whole new level of disturbing...

The State of Texas argued that the state has the right to regulate morality: "The state also argued in a brief that Texas has legitimate “morality based” reasons for the laws, which include “discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation.”"
cumalot's Avatar
The State of Texas argued that the state has the right to regulate morality: "The state also argued in a brief that Texas has legitimate “morality based” reasons for the laws, which include “discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation.”" Originally Posted by tsmistressmia
That puts a big kink into the kink...
That puts a big kink into the kink... Originally Posted by cumalot
The state of Texas doesn't want you having sex unless you're trying to make a baby.
Ms. Athena's Avatar
LOL Now how can I help it if my Dildo is shooting blanks??? IJS
I guess I will have to hide my toys in a man's tight ass...any takers can email me here.
The Big Kahuna's Avatar
I guess I will have to hide my toys in a man's tight ass...any takers can email me here. Originally Posted by *GoddessDallas*
I have a hole to hide them in...butt I'll have to get to Dallas for you to use it...damn living in the Panhandle sucks in all the bad ways...just not the good ones!
I guess I will have to hide my toys in a man's tight ass...any takers can email me here. Originally Posted by *GoddessDallas*
Oh, if only You were here in San Antonio...
So do you have to register each one with a state agency?
im very interested in you offer
TaraBlonde's Avatar
LOL LIMIT ON DILDOS