Dear Abby

Dear Abby,
>
> I am a Crack Dealer in Dallas, Texas who has recently been
> diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in
> Banquette. One of my sisters lives in Alice and is married to a
> transvestite.
>
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing
> and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
> other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Houston.
>
> I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole
> life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy
> in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of
> sexual misconduct with his three children.
>
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute,
> who currently lives in Corpus Christi. She is still a part
> time
> "working girl".
>
> All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé'
> and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
> certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
>
> Should I tell her about my cousin from McAllen , who is an
> Obama supporter?
>
> Signed,
> Worried About My Reputation
>

I wouldn't, with all the tax increases coming Jan 1 2011 all the "John's" spare money will be on its way to Washington!

LOL!

That joke should even make a democrate laugh

LOL..........LOVE IT