Sex Do You Like It?

Two older widowed people were considering getting married. As they were sitting down discussing what each liked to assure they were compatible the gent says:

"So, what about sex, do you like it?"

And the woman answers:

"Yes, I do, but infrequently."


The guy, not sure he had heard correctly, leans over to the woman and says:



"Is that two words.. or one?"

LOL HLE


A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked, “How often should you have it?”
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, “Well how about you and grandma now?”
His grandfather replied, “Oh, we just have oral sex now.”
“What’s oral sex?” the young fellow asked.
“Well,” grandpa said, “she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room.
And she yells, ‘Fuck you’, and I holler back, ‘Fuck you too.’

So funny ... Great way to start the day off.. with laughs.

A father was explaining the birds & bees to his virgin son who was to be married the next day. He told him, "You take that thing you liked to play with as a teenager, and you stick it where she pees."

The next day, he tried to stuff his baseball bat down her toilet.

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Eat. Love. Pray. Hobby!

Frequency of sex when you are first married:
Tri-Weekly

Frequency of sex after a couple of years of marriage:
Try Weekly

Frequency of sex after 10 years of marriage:
Try Weakly

Awesome joke, I love it!