It's Colder Than....

Wow! It's friggin cold outside today. Just for fun, how would you complete this sentence



It's Colder Than....
what the hell's Avatar
It's not too bad outside, however to stay with the thread..


It's so cold...

you have to open the fridge to heat the house

a penguin asked if he could warm up in my freezer

the local flasher was caught describing himself
to women.

hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs

Richard Simmons started wearing pants

global warming has decided to vacation further south

the Yellow Brick Road is blue

my space heater has a space heater keeping it warm
It is colder than a Mother in Laws kiss!!
Poppa_Viagra's Avatar
I saw two dogs in front of my house this mornig, one of them was pushing the other one, I guess trying to get started?
It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. (an oldie but goodie)

It's colder than a pocket full of penguin shit.
JD Retired's Avatar
It's colder than a WELL DIGGERS ASS IN THE KLONDIKE.
... the balls on a brass monkey.

Hence the phrase "it's brass monkey weather"!