Fantasy nights for Providers

Which frequent posting hobbyist would you most enjoy kicking right square in the nuts? Feel free to provide why, Is it the Avatar? The arrogance of the anonymous post? And the best....Your choice?

Also indicate how you would like to do it! Face to face legs spread. Back to you bent over trying to put the 8 ball in the side pocket. Or best of all your choice.

To start it off let's go to GP. I'd like to shove his avatar up his ass then kick try him in nuts but miss hitting him in the ass and drive that avatar so far up his ass that he looks like who he is, the avatar.

Remember its all fantasy fun. No real violence is intended just funny scenarios.

My nuts are hanging low waiting for a beutifull fantasy provider to do me good so bring it on.
pyramider's Avatar
Hey I got 10 points for offering a new bat that needed to be broken in, in jest.
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  • GP
  • 09-19-2012, 08:04 PM
Which frequent posting hobbyist would you most enjoy kicking right square in the nuts? Feel free to provide why, Is it the Avatar? The arrogance of the anonymous post? And the best....Your choice?

Also indicate how you would like to do it! Face to face legs spread. Back to you bent over trying to put the 8 ball in the side pocket. Or best of all your choice.

To start it off let's go to GP. I'd like to shove his avatar up his ass then kick try him in nuts but miss hitting him in the ass and drive that avatar so far up his ass that he looks like who he is, the avatar.

Remember its all fantasy fun. No real violence is intended just funny scenarios.

My nuts are hanging low waiting for a beutifull fantasy provider to do me good so bring it on. Originally Posted by sexman333

You never did say why? I can't wait to hear this one LOL

BTW- 3 posts in almost 3 years and this is what you come up with. I am honored!
Hey I got 10 points for offering a new bat that needed to be broken in, in jest. Originally Posted by pyramider
What an avatar. Looks like something that crawled out of an A hole. No kicking you in the nuts just push you back in where you came from
You never did say why? I can't wait to hear this one LOL

BTW- 3 posts in almost 3 years and this is what you come up with. I am honored! Originally Posted by GP
So I can know its you when I see you on the street. The outside and inside will look the same
Bancroft1957's Avatar
I've noticed none of the ladies replying. That my friends, is what is known as "Excellent Customer Service"!

I don't think any of the ladies on this board want to jeopardize possible income streams.
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  • GP
  • 09-20-2012, 08:22 AM
So I can know its you when I see you on the street. The outside and inside will look the same Originally Posted by sexman333
you still have not said why you have such a dislike for me. Of course in fantasy only.
you still have not said why you have such a dislike for me. Of course in fantasy only. Originally Posted by GP

GP, This all comes from a guy who in 2 years has 5 total post and three are for this one alone WTF!!! How could he not love a big squeezeable funny GP and his avatar of Patrick damn I love SpongeBob especially funny at certain times!!!
I don't know why he fumes so much hate towards you !!!
offshoredrilling's Avatar
his 2nd ever post was a reply to a Ms.E post/threAD. study: men looking for love from providers
post # 9, "interesting" to quote lostforkate next post in reply to sexman333.

last line thread starter:
"My nuts are hanging low waiting for a beutifull fantasy provider to do me good so bring it on."

As he may have other male targets. He's really looking for a certain provider or any provider to slam him. So I thinking he is known by one or more of the providers.

"interesting",

I wounder if he will have to nail another male to get a female to nail him.
Perfect Gentleman's Avatar
Lots of strange stuff lately. First that emotional melt down and now this. I could kind of understand if it was said during an argument but to come out of nowhere....weird.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
not really weird.

There are lots of guys on eccie and where on ASPD that the providers know well. But male posters would not. As they do not post much. Most never. Yet do use the PM to meet gals on eccie. The M&G Anita set up had lots of them, some came to the last one also. (of the M&G's that where more open that many know of)(most are small invite only)(errrr that better way}

edit: the near the river M&G the post not much/never out numbered the males that post.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
crap, not one female post yet. Other than the op(all ready willing), do we need to list willing save targets??????
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Which frequent posting hobbyist would you most enjoy kicking right square in the nuts? Feel free to provide why, Is it the Avatar? The arrogance of the anonymous post? And the best....Your choice?

Also indicate how you would like to do it! Face to face legs spread. Back to you bent over trying to put the 8 ball in the side pocket. Or best of all your choice.

To start it off let's go to GP. I'd like to shove his avatar up his ass then kick try him in nuts but miss hitting him in the ass and drive that avatar so far up his ass that he looks like who he is, the avatar. Originally Posted by sexman333
The strangest and dumbest question I've seen posted in some time.
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  • GP
  • 09-20-2012, 12:55 PM
OSD, we all know you are frothing at the mouth waiting to be on someone's list. You live for this stuff.
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  • Tiger
  • 09-20-2012, 02:32 PM


Where is my pink cap?