An old man returns home from visiting the local Social Security office and meets his wife.
wife: "so how did it go? did you get approved to receive your benefits?
old man: " I did but you would not believe what happened"
wife: "what happened".
old man: "they would not believe me I was 66 years"
wife: " what did you tell them"?
old man: "I had to take off my shirt and show my grey hair on my chest"
wife: "well if you had taken off your underwear, they would have approved you for disability as well".