Overheard in a bar

Two men in their twentys were talking.
#! Hey you are really looking tired what's up?
#2 It's my girl friend, all she wants to do is fuck from morning till night. I'm worn out.
Older gent in his 60's down the bar Marry her.
# 2 What?

Old gent Marry her that will put a end to that shit.
I thought this section was for jokes...that's the TRUTH!