A man was having premature ejaculation problems, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. The doctor replied, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out, he ran home to his wife. Much to his delight, he discovered his wife in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two began, they found themselves in the "69" position. The man, moments later, felt the building urge to climax. So in order to startle himself, he fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" "Not so good, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit three inches off my penis and the mailman came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
