The following is the winning entry in annual contest at Texas A & M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was: Political Correctness
The winner wrote:
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."