Conversations with my cat ….

I woke up and my cat was purring

I looked down at her and said “what?”

She replied “shave me”

So that’s exactly what I did.
Some time passes and I notice her purring again…

I look down and ask “what do you need now little kitty”

She said “ Rub your fingers over me”

So that’s exactly what I did.
A little later and again she’s purring harder this time.

I ask “what do you need freshly shaved and fingered kitty”

She so seductively says “lick me”


So now I’m in a situation and I need help!

Who wants to help me out?

I can help u out babe shoot me a pm thanks

The Golden tounge will obilge

sweet baby Jesus knows I'll do the Lord's work in this case