What would you say ...

Three men were vacationing in Saudi Arabia.They went for a ride in the desert and their jeep broke down.As they were stumbling around,lost in the desert,they came upon an oasis.At the oasis,was a tent and it was filled with about 100 beautiful women.The guys,being guys,began to get friendly with some of the ladies.All of a sudden,the sheik walks into the tent and discovers the three guys."These are my women and you have violated them,you will be punished." He asks the first man,"What is your profession?" The man answered,"I am a policeman." The sheik says,"Then,we will take you out and shoot off your penis." He asks the second man,"What is your profession?" The second man answers,"I am a fireman." The sheik says,"Then,we will take you outside and burn off your penis." He asks the third man,"What is your profession?" The third man begins to smile and says,I'm a lollipop salesman!"

now thats funny

lol--awesome!

I have some awesome funny friends. LOL