Paddy, the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local
pub.
He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the
road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his
drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to
side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a
stop.
The Garda approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him
mid sentence and says,
"Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
