There's stupid...there's really stupid...

And then there's this:

http://wnyt.com/article/stories/s2834826.shtml

Happy birthday son, mom and I will see you in a year when we get out of stir.

Shit. Dad never bought me a stripper. We were too poor.

its not like it was a meet and greet or anything... whats the problem?

Damn, lap dances on teen boys? Bet those were some sticky blue jeans when they left the party.