A Cow's Tail

Subject: A Cow's Tail

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf ballsinto a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ballwith my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,

"Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that!!!!"

He better buy her some better glasses so she could see next time he was referring to the ball and not the rear end. LOL

Hmmmm, And he won't get his memory back very soon.

LMAO ...... when i first got married, my wife's coochie looked like a peach with the stem pulled out ....... now it looks lik a pile of cow shit with a wagon rut through it.