Tom laying on couch as his wife returns from work, inquires why he there.
Tom: I got a tattoo today.
Wife: where did you get tattoo ?
Tom: On the head of my dick !
Wife: What did you get ?
Tom: Picture of a Hundred dollar bill !
Wife: Why ?
Tom: Now you can Blow Hundred Dollars any time you want !
Tom is in Mercy Hospital, doing as well as can be expected !!