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"The Simpsons" parodying "The Flintstones". Pelican used as cement mixer:

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From Quora:

According to the author, this conversation took place between high school students.

Quora Question: As a teacher, what is the most shocking thing you've heard a student say?

Student 1: Did you just hear what he said?

Student 2: No, what?

Student 1: He said he’s going to Hawaii this summer.

Student 2: Okay?

Student 1: This SUMMER!

Student 2: I don’t get it.

Student 1: You can’t fly to Hawaii in the summer. The sun is too hot. The plane will blow up.

Student 2: I didn’t even think about that. Maybe they’re going to drive.

Student 1: What are you talking about? You can’t drive to Hawaii. Do you know how far Hawaii is? It would take forever to get there.