My Sunday evening Escort-Roulette is turning into a fail. I enter one Asian-Delight's room... and it's the same older woman from a few weeks ago. I walk out.
I next go to another Asian-Delight's room a few minutes down the road. I don't like this shit-otel, but I go anyways. The bed-bugs must be dead by now. (Or not - I'll find out soon enough.) Just in case, I have three Dirty Carpet back-ups if this one also fails.
I knock on the door. A BBW suddenly emerges from the door right next to me. I step back. What's going on? Okay, nothing, she may just be a guest here? I didn't think this place has real guests, but whatever.
I knock again on Asian-Delight's door. She finally unlocks and opens... I step inside... "Hobby1750"..."Hobby1750". ... What The Fuck? Is someone really calling my name? (She was saying the hobby name I use, not my handle.) I step back.... and standing there is an escort I JUST SAW LAST NIGHT, but in another town, at a private in-call. Oh shit, this is awkward! Asian-Delight is standing there. Young Escort is now standing there with her hotel room open, which is RIGHT NEXT DOOR. What are the odds??? So I'm standing between two doors, each with a sexy girl looking at me, waiting for me to enter.
So what the fuck do I do? I enjoyed Young Escort the first time but didn't like her in-call. This in-call, ironically enough, manages to be better than her last. Asian-Delight is better than the woman I just walked away from down the road. She'd suffice. Probably in her late 30's. Pretty enough....
...and so... I enter... the room of... Young Escort. "Were you just about to see that lady? That's crazy she's right there. Escort-escort-escort. All in a row." Young Escort is genuinely astounded at what just happened, while I'm still trying to figure out how now I'm randomly, unexpectedly back with Young Escort.
But my choice was to the utter dismay of Asian-Delight's Madam, who blows up my phone. Fucking blows it up. Even calls Young Escort's hotel room phone. Now I'm thinking some Guilderland Western Ave shit may go down (if you get that fucking awful reference).
This time with Young Escort was better. Really great body and very pretty face once her condition heals up.
Before I leave, I meet the BBW who told Young Escort I was outside, thinking I was there for her, not realizing one wall away was (the wrath of) China. Small escort world it is.
Over an hour later, China Madam calls me again! I answer this time.
"You at hotel? You knock on door"
"Um, no...I never made it."
"I give you hotel room number. Why you say you there?"
"No, sorry, I never made it."
"You whole family die now." (what she wanted to say)