What Do You Call A Bitch Without A Car?

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Car Update - Alexis Madison What do you call a whore without a car? A Lexus, or Alexis, as in Alexis Madison. (OK, it was an Audi) Turns out Ms. "I didn't do nothun" got pulled over a month ago in Lincoln for no license, expired plates (Aug 15), no insurance, yada yada yada. It's been sitting in impound there for 40 days (at $7 a day). Bailed it out yesterday. So guys, I expect if you want to see this thieving piece of protoplasm, she's need cab or bus fare. on top of her donation. Karma is a slow, vengeful bitch but today, Karma is MY bitch! And I LOVE HER!!!!! Did I mention I'm happy! LMAO

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I thought the answer would be NYB's ATF. LOL I hope the car was still in decent shape.
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Good job.

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I thought the answer would be NYB's ATF. LOL I hope the car was still in decent shape. Originally Posted by Mike1961
Like it's previous occupant, it has seen better days.....
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Alexis Madison - The Hitchhiking Hooker. Will fuck for a ride.....