Do zombies really rule?

Okay, they smell and they only focus on one thing. The movies say zombies rule but I have my doubts and there are things I haven't seen yet.

Zombie hookers-they can get more brains (or whatever they eat) without the full front assault.

What do zombies taste like? I believe you should eat what you shoot or is it shoot what you eat...

Why are people are afraid of zombies, they have no organizational skills.

Why aren't there smarter zombie hunters in Hollywood (there is a movie right there, zombies in Hollywood)? They prefer the shotgun to the assault weapon and the mall shuttle bus to a piece of heavy armor on the military base (or a Greyhound)

Can we get a movie about zombie porn stars?

Saw this on Colbert the other night.

Jesus rose from the dead. Does that make him the original Zombie?

Jesus rose from the dead. Does that make him the original Zombie? Originally Posted by KCJoe

LMFAO

Saw this on Colbert the other night.

Jesus rose from the dead. Does that make him the original Zombie? Originally Posted by KCJoe

Oh . . Snap!

I don't watch Colbert. So he is stealing my stuff huh? Mine is pre-Halloween.

Saw this on Colbert the other night.

Jesus rose from the dead. Does that make him the original Zombie? Originally Posted by KCJoe

Actually, I think Lazarus might have beat him too it, but I don't remember my fairy tales all that well now that I'm all grown up.