He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said to him ..... . . You wear underwear don't you?
He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said to him . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier thansingle women?
She said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
This is for beautiful and smart women who need a smile and laugh today and for us guys who can handle it!
