To Dry Hump or not to Dry Hump. That is the question.

Remember your 1st dry hump? That delicious mutual grinding of ones genitals against another's, preferably of the opposite sex. Nothing but a few millimeters of woven thread separating your blood engorged wiener and the splendid promise of her moist squeeze box.

Sitting in a hotel bar this past week, recovering from a rather shitty and financially devastating week, the bartender, a woman in her mid to late 30's was not exceptionally busy with just myself and another gentlemen in the bar.

As far as bars go, it was pretty quite. The Seahawks vs Cardinals on TV, music playing in the background, Michael Jackson's "Rock with You"

The music took me back to a time along long time ago. My first dry hump was to that song. Barkeep was also a big fan of the dry hump. Nothing came of our conversation other then me returning to my room half chubbed by the description of what a proper dry humping did to her lady parts.

I raised this issue with two of the more prominent providers in our world this afternoon. 1 was a big fan, the other not so much. While a good dry hump and make out session certainly has it's place and is viewed by some as an extremely intimate act, by others as a delicious prelude to the act itself and others as a mere nuisance, I'm curious what your take is on it.

To dry hump or not to dry hump. That is the question?

I would have to say that at this point in my life, it is more of a nuisance. Yes, Dry Humping had it's time and place but I really just don't see the need anymore. A close friend of mine who is not in the Hobby was telling me about his new GF. They were making out hot n' heavy and then all he got was a HJ... REALLY??? A fucking HJ???? I asked him if she thought they were back in High School??? I guess I would lump the dry hump in with that.. Perhaps I've gotten spoiled in the Hobby.. Just my 2 cents.

Dry humping and making out to start out is great!

Dry humping and making out to start out is great! Originally Posted by Andrea Davis

Good point on the making out Andi... It's a great way to start but why not just do it naked?

“One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I’d prescribe at least once per day. What’s also nice about dry humping is that it can happen anywhere,” Cameron Diaz (Maxim)

“One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I’d prescribe at least once per day. What’s also nice about dry humping is that it can happen anywhere,” Cameron Diaz (Maxim)

Originally Posted by livn2do

Ok.... Well since you put it that way! LOL!

I think it depends on who you're dry humping. I would take dry humping Scarlett johannassen over any girl anytime.....and be damn happy about it!

Livin, Now why did you have to put that video up... Anyone want to dry hump?

Livin, Now why did you have to put that video up... Anyone want to dry hump? Originally Posted by Andrea Davis

Lol! No shit!

Anyone want to dry hump? Originally Posted by Andrea Davis

I do. I know the perfect place too.

I know this cornfield out in the country.. Just swing by pick me up and Ill dry hump the **** out of you in the back seat.

Bringing back memories!

Andi

Mmmm lol I was gonna say nah .... until this very nice visual

“One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I’d prescribe at least once per day. What’s also nice about dry humping is that it can happen anywhere,” Cameron Diaz (Maxim)

Originally Posted by livn2do

I love to start an appointment out with some hot and heavy necking and petting on the couch. It takes me back to my high school days, without the fear of hearing the garage door opening to announce the unexpected return of the parental units. Plus, I enjoy the slow build up of passion that a good make out session creates before slowly moving on to more carnal (and naked) pursuits.

PS, Irish, if you are poo-poo'ing hand jobs, then you have obviously never had a good and proper hand job. Hand jobs are an underrated and lost art when done right!

I had a girlfriend in '79 who is probably tied for first place as "the best DFK kisser ever" and she dry humped the shit out of me while we where making out. It could go on an hour or more.
In more recent history, it is my SO's favorite way to get off. She grinds on me while we kiss and I suck her nipples. She'll pop in 2 minutes. Unfortunately, she doesn't return the favor, hence, I am a hobbyist.

PS, Irish, if you are poo-poo'ing hand jobs, then you have obviously never had a good and proper hand job. Hand jobs are an underrated and lost art when done right! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

How true. Michko could do awesome HJ's, as could Nece's friend, Vanessa, who we called "magic hands". Lots of good lube, bottled or saliva, is the key.