OK, must of us are aware of the Gratitude Alphabet...every day you list something you are grateful for respective of the letter for the day (uhhh, a - z)...
I submit a variation...following the alphabet, list something you are grateful for/appreciative of regarding a provider (or for the girls, reversed)...
Let me start...
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Ass - I am grateful for London Rayne's ass, as shown in her avatar! Woo Hoo...looks like it would be reason enough for the Mayflower to have set sail