THE PERFECT CLIENT?

To all the providers:
Who makes the best clients?
What Makes a client better than others?
Why do you prefer one client over another?

Older, younger,blue collar, white collar,short,tall,big, little?
looks,stamina,personality,humo r,respect,shy,talkative?
Gifts,tips,fun to be with,smell,hygiene,kinky,exper imental

this is just an oppinion and for fun so we might improve ourselves when we see you.
We might all learn something here.

Apparently, the providers are all trying to protect your identity by not revealing that YOU are the perfect client! LOL.

Maybe this thread will get some response. I'm like you, I'm always interested in learning what I do wrong and, maybe, right.

Good post.

I'll bet a cup of coffee one of the complaints will be guys wearing white briefs with tracks.

white briefs with tracks.

That's why all my briefs are brown.

Am I the only one that find these types of thread assinine? Do you truly not know how to conduct yourself when in the company of others or are you just trying on the WK armor to see how it fits?

What do you expect them to say? The best clients are the ones that always leave a large tip and shoot their wad before their drawers hit the ground. It is especially great if they are a one and done kind of guy. Or maybe their favorite clients are the extremely rude smelly ones that try to haggle on price after the deed is done.

Am I the only one that find these types of thread assinine? Do you truly not know how to conduct yourself when in the company of others or are you just trying on the WK armor to see how it fits?

What do you expect them to say? The best clients are the ones that always leave a large tip and shoot their wad before their drawers hit the ground. It is especially great if they are a one and done kind of guy. Or maybe their favorite clients are the extremely rude smelly ones that try to haggle on price after the deed is done. Originally Posted by Budman

+1. This is just too funny.

Of course the best clients are the ones that smell good, tip, don't overstay their time.. etc
When you're paying an escort, I'm pretty sure she doesn't care what you look like. Just pass
screening, have her fee and of course be respectful. That's just the truth.

I like someone that has a great attitude and is willing to have some fun be adventurous & think of it as more than just a "paid date". Having my brains fuck#d out helps too. (You said "Perfect Client")

Naomi. . . You mean I could still see you if I had a disfigured face with 50% of my body burned, as long as I had my fee??

Naomi. . . You mean I could still see you if I had a disfigured face with 50% of my body burned, as long as I had my fee?? Originally Posted by shorty

The only type of clients I've turned down in the past because of their looks has been obese clients. I saw an obese client once before and he was a threat to my health. In my 2 years of escorting, I have never encountered anyone with a disfigured face and 50% of his body burned. That situation is rare. If I did encounter such of course I would play sick and not see him.

Naomi. . . Guess it goes back to proper screening. If you don't ask specific questions, then you could be in for a surprise when you open that door.

well guys thats why i asked the question?
it may be that most want the guy who drops his drawers and blows his load and has nothing to say except can i try again and leaves the donation and tip and walks out the door.
But already we found out Naomi doesnt like obese clients ..so we are finding out something.
I dont think most providers are as shallow as men think and i may be wrong it may be all about the money and nothing else.
but again thats what im trying to find out if i should just lay the fee down get off and get out and dont try to please them or chat with them.
But lets continue to find out what their likes are ..some may like the client to lay there like a dead fish and get off and others may like communication and them trying to please them at same time.

well guys thats why i asked the question?
it may be that most want the guy who drops his drawers and blows his load and has nothing to say except can i try again and leaves the donation and tip and walks out the door.
But already we found out Naomi doesnt like obese clients ..so we are finding out something.
I dont think most providers are as shallow as men think and i may be wrong it may be all about the money and nothing else.
but again thats what im trying to find out if i should just lay the fee down get off and get out and dont try to please them or chat with them.
But lets continue to find out what their likes are ..some may like the client to lay there like a dead fish and get off and others may like communication and them trying to please them at same time. Originally Posted by wildwooly1

Wildwooly, Do you think I was shallow for my no obese men policy?

I would say that most providers prefer circumcised wee-wees and the boys shaved!!

BUDMAN...first, I got a bone to pick with you....are YOU paying for the dry cleaning on my dress slacks frOM the coffee spill I got from laughing at your post???

ARE YOU????

And finally, of course, in your true unique fashion...you hit the ball out of the park with your comment!!!

Sorry vk,
No dry cleaning here. Next time try putting a lid on the coffee cup. It saves key boards and slacks. Just a PSA.