Happy holidays, lovers and lovelies!
I hope everyone is doing well, and enjoying the magic of the season.
A few years ago, I was inspired by Clement C. Moore’s, The Night Before Christmas...and after a slight rewrite and tweaking...I thought it would be fun to share with the community.
Mr. Moore wrote a classic.
But I feel my version is far more enticing...
The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Not a creature was fucking, especially the spouse.
Her thigh highs were hung by my chimney with care,
In hopes that Merry Minx soon would be there.
My cock n' balls were nestled all snug in their pants,
While visions of The Minx in stockings made my head dance.
And Mamma again snoring, and I dreaming to bail
Had just settled down for a winter with no tail.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.
The moon on her breasts, her skin the color of snow
Gave a luster of excitement to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a beautiful woman, who looks quite the dear,
With a big naughty smile, so lively and quick;
I knew in a moment, she must suck my dick.
More sexy than ever, I'm so glad she came.
And she whispered, and shouted, and called me by name:
"Now, Daddy! Now Down Here! Now Prance-her, your Vixen!"
"I Want You! I Crave You! Come give me your Blitzen!
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall!
Now, drop your pants! Come my way! Give me your all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With a sleigh full of sex toys, and the Merriest of Minxes, too.
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of a high heeled hoof.
As I drew in my head,
And was turning around,
Down my chimney there's Merry
With purposeful bound.
She was dressed all in red,
From her head to her toe,
And her lingerie was garnished
With bells and a bow.
A bundle of gifts
From her lips to her rack,
Then she looked at me naughtily
And asked for my sack.
A wink of her eye and a lick of her lip
Soon gave me to know I was ready to strip.
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
She unloaded my stocking, taking care of my jerk.
And placing a soft kiss aside of my nose,
And giving a nod, up from my chimney she rose.
She glided me to her sleigh, to my cock a final whistle,
And just like that, the Merry Minx, redrained my mighty missile.
And I heard her exclaim as she rode me out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all....
....And to all a Merry night."
Stay Warm, Share Love, and Be Merry!
xooxo,
Merry Minx
