There was a preacher who absolutely loved to play golf. However, it had been a very long time since he had been able to play. Finally, one Sunday morning, the day was beautiful, and he decided to play hooky from church so that he could go play. So, he called in sick, and then went to the golf course.
God was looking down at him as he got to the first tee, and said to St. Peter, "I'm going to punish the preacher for playing hooky to get in a round of golf."
On the first hole, the preacher hit a hole-in-one.
On the second hole, the preacher hit another hole-in-one.
On the third hole, the preacher hit yet another hole-in-one.
St. Peter said to God, "I thought you were going to punish that preacher?"
God replied "I am. Who's he going to tell?"