Pet Peeves In Porn

Idle musings on a lazy afternoon. I enjoy good straight porn, but there are a few things that will turn me off like a light switch if they come up unexpectedly in a scene:

Guys who keep their socks on.
Uncut dicks.
The use of covers.
Pissing.

What are some of yours?

Mine definitely is girls with hairy pussy. They can be hot as fuck but full blown muff kills it for me. It’s not the 80s . Also women who stay way past their prime.

Can't stand when the actresses don't even fake being into the sex. Constantly looking at the camera. Spitting in someone's mouth. (Unless sharing an oral deposit with other women in the scene) Covers and two dicks in the mouth at the same time.

Butt zits

Overly FAKE sounds...

Overly FAKE sounds... Originally Posted by Majichands

I always mute the sound. Especially for scenes from Germany. Those overdubbed grunts and moans are too much to bear.

My only pet peeve is mainstream porn. The fake bodies, fake moans, and fake hard-on’s are just not my cup of tea.

On the other hand, I really enjoy watching amateur porn as it's a little more authentic.

Let's see...

Two guys in same hole.
Abusive or rape porn.
Golden showers.
Feces/Defication.
Dog Masks.
Behind the ball sack angle.
No initial penetration. Goes from blowjob straight to sex.
Too many close ups. Prefer full body shots at multiple angles.
Showing a dudes face when you're getting close. Like WTF!

Huge reason I look for two or three girl scenes. Usually just hot sex.

soundtracks porn or youtube music intros what a f ing way to get me to click off

Sticking fingers in the pussy to scoop out a creampie. When the guy does it to the woman is the worst, but I really don't even want to see her fingers in there. Just show me the dripping pussy and leave it at that, please.

Let's see...

Two guys in same hole.
Abusive or rape porn.
Golden showers.
Feces/Defication.
Dog Masks. Originally Posted by Dr Grey

Agreed

Also prolapse rectums or gaping or when they use those pussy pumps to blow up the chicks pussy lips 🤢🤢🤢

I don't like when they try to make the actresses look child-like. GROSS!

Covers kinda kill it for me too

Small dicks
Girls who can't deepthroat
Bad tit jobs
Fat fucks
Gay shit

I forgot another one: Ron Jeremy at 275+ pounds. He looks like a fuckin’ Orc from “Lord of the Rings.” When he pops up, I punch out.

...there are a few things that will turn me off like a light switch... Originally Posted by CoverMe

It doesn't "turn me off like a light switch", but the sight of the stud slapping his hard cock against her ass always has me scratching my head and exclaiming, "WTF?!"