A little high culture for you lowlife here...

http://tv.liberoquotidiano.it/video/...e-chiappe.html

I don't think I'll ever listen to Beethoven's Fifth quite the same way for the rest of my life...

Translation (cleaned up) via Google Translate (because no, I don't read Italian):

Woman plays Beethoven with her buttocks
Performance artist Michelle L'Amour, who calls herself the naked woman in the world, starred a performance of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. What Michelle does is move her buttocks to the rhythm of the symphony; very interesting.

If anyone here reads Italian fluently, feel free to improve on that.

Cheers,

bcg

I have an undeveloped knowledge of Italian. You have the text translated pretty well. The comments are very Italian as they are all about what a wonderful butt she has.

BCG,

You always have such fun and interesting tidbits to share!

Aj

And I love yours Abbey. Oh my bad Abbey, I thought you said Tits.

Haha, Balls! You are so funny!

BCG,

You always have such fun and interesting tidbits to share! Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I am an inexhaustible font of pseudointellectual weirdness.

Cheers,

bcg

I am an inexhaustible font of pseudointellectual weirdness.

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

I don't think there's a pseudo thing about you.

XOXO

Gotdamn.....bravo I say....BRAVO! I don't even think I have control of my plentiful cheeks like that (lol)!

Would you be impressed if I told you that I can do that with my tits? LOL

Would you be impressed if I told you that I can do that with my tits? LOL Originally Posted by Gfe Juliette

Only if you post a video proving it.

(Sadly, it'll be months or years before I can afford to come see it in person--maybe never.)

Cheers,

bcg

Would you be impressed if I told you that I can do that with my tits? LOL Originally Posted by Gfe Juliette

:O I wanna see so badly (lol).