7 kinds of sex

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.

Here are some visuals for you:

SMURF SEX


KITCHEN SEX


BEDROOM SEX

RELIGIOUS SEX




COURTROOM SEX

You forgot "Hallway Sex":


Fuck you . .no, Fuck you!

Great ones Tia

my ex took me to court, even though my kids were in their twenty's. She wanted 100% of the assets because my earning power was so much higher than hers. She lied in court 5 times and the judge knew it, so it was basically a 50/50 split of what was left of our assets

I thought ha ha, she would have to live on her teachers retirement the rest of her life. But nooooooooooo, she meets a guy 14 years older and marry's him and he turns out to be a millionaire. There is no fucking justice

And now . .. .the rest of the story . ... LOL

Remember the prime directive: Divorce is expensive because it's worth it!

KITCHEN SEX
Originally Posted by tia travels

Is that Nicholas Cage?!?!

my ex took me to court, even though my kids were in their twenty's. She wanted 100% of the assets because my earning power was so much higher than hers. She lied in court 5 times and the judge knew it, so it was basically a 50/50 split of what was left of our assets

I thought ha ha, she would have to live on her teachers retirement the rest of her life. But nooooooooooo, she meets a guy 14 years older and marry's him and he turns out to be a millionaire. There is no fucking justice Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

you're free, he is not.
Don't you see the justice?