A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I'll pay you $1000. She thought about it for a minute, and then told him she would have to ask her boyfriend first.
So she called her boyfriend, and he said "Do it - just tell him he has to throw the money on the floor, and that he only has enough time for you to pick up the money. Hell, in that time he won't even be able to get unzipped."
So she agreed, and said she would call him back afterwards. Half an hour went by with no phone call, so the boyfriend called her back. She answered the phone completely out of breath, and he asked "what happened?"
She responded, "The Bastard paid me in quarters."