Angus

So my father and I go to Scotland to visit relatives. While there I go to a local dive bar. Sitting at the bar I order a drink and say hello to the only other person in the bar at noon. I introduce myself and he says, (Scottish accent) you see that boat in the picture on the wall. I built that boat. You think they call me Angus the boat builder, NO. you see this bar, I built this bar. You think they call me Angus the bar builder, NO. But you fuck one goat…..
(not a true story)

Hahaha nice

EXCELLENT

That's a good one....... Lmao!!