Beastiality

A prostitute is lounging in her bed one evening,
reflecting upon the day's business , when a Koala
bear appears at her open window. He winks at her,
climbs in, hops onto the bed, and proceeds to
perform oral sex upon her. Not too dismayed by
her unexpected guests act, she spreads her legs
and lets him have at it. Finishing, the koala
bear licks his lips and starts to exit out the
same window.

"Hey, wait a minute, buddy, you’ve got to pay for
that! I’m a hooker, you know! "

"A hooker what’s that?" asks the koala bear.

"A hooker! you know, a prostitute! Its in the
dictionary, look it up!" So she shows the koala
bear the entry in the dictionary. Sure enough it
says," Hooker: woman who exchanges sexual acts
for monetary gain."

The Koala bear things about this and says, "Do
you know what I am? I'm a koala bear! Look it
up!"

So as the koala bear disappears out the window,
the hooker thumbs through the dictionary and
looks up "Koala Bear"

It reads: "Koala Bear: eats bushes and leaves."

:facepalm:

Awww, c'mon Yummy.

+1

..is it still considered bestiality if you tell someone off by telling him to "go fuck a duck"?