A few quips

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Why do men get married? Sheep can't cook.

Why do women get married? Cucumbers can't take out the trash.

Stay single:
Man: Why buy the whole cow when all you want is a little milk?

Woman: Why buy the whole pig when all you want is a little sausage?
tia travels's Avatar
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I couldn't see the first image. Can you post a link? It may be because I am on my phone.

As for the 2nd image(cartoon), all I can say is "Bah baaaaah". lol
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lmfao

Wyoming - Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.