1. Allow you to come over to his house
2. Explain economics to you
3. Show you he's 6'4" and 195 lbs
4. Show you where he works
5. Show you his college degrees
6. Show you how to manipulate cash flows in a way that will help you perpetuate a Ponzi scheme
7. Show you results of his IQ test
8. Give up his identity
9. Meet anyone in person
Anything else?
Lucas, If anyone takes you up on this I want a cut. You got the idea from me. If I hadn't promised you an all expense paid trip to Lagos, Nigeria complete with hot and cold running hookers, in return for a 100K contribution to my charity, you never would have thought of this. If you give me 10%, I'll forgive you for calling me fat, old and short. You don't want that hanging over your head anyway. Karma is not kind to people who make fun of midgets.