Give a Veteran a Hand

Captain Columbus's Avatar
The new escort had just finished her first date...

The new escort had just finished her first date. When she came back to the agency, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.

She said,"Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine."

"Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked.

She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $300, but he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blowjob would be $200, but he did not have that much either. Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The marine said he only had $100. So, I told him, 'For $100, all I can give you is a hand job.'

He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one." She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues,"Then I put the first hand above the second hand...

"Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! Then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $200!"
eccietime's Avatar
WOW thats a description of me, except for muscular and handsome marine and a dick 2 ft long LOL.


coast_encounter's Avatar
That's a good one ... LOL