The new escort had just finished her first date. When she came back to the agency, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said,"Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine."
"Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $300, but he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blowjob would be $200, but he did not have that much either. Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The marine said he only had $100. So, I told him, 'For $100, all I can give you is a hand job.'
He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one." She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues,"Then I put the first hand above the second hand...
"Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! Then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $200!"
