Christmas gifts for hookers

I didn't know if y'all gifted the hookers around here but I bought my hooker a box of the condoms she uses 12 bottles of lube and a 50 or 60 pound box of ribeye steaks 15 pounds of bacon and a cash bonus. She never complains and she is just overall a really good hooker. I'm going to Vegas for awhile so I thought I'd do it early. I hope y'all gift your hookers something, for many of them business will slow down and their husbands or significant others and kids depend on us so let's give them a great Christmas!
She really likes meat huh.
She really likes meat huh. Originally Posted by lovelyevelyn
She always sucks my little sausage down
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I didn't know Hippos eat meat!!!
She ain't a hippo yet, but I might have to trade her in sooner than I planned if she eats it all herself. She has the chance if she fattens up to be the first true bbw.
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I bought my hooker..... Are you a Pimp? You only have 1 hooker?

I hope y'all gift your hookers something, for many of them business will slow down and their husbands or significant others and kids depend on us so let's give them a great Christmas! Originally Posted by Carribean stud
I cannot speak for YOUR hooker in particular, but for the MAJORITY of hookers, holidays are the busiest months of the year, just as they are for any business in sales....

You take care of your hookers husband and kids? That is so sweet of you !!!!!!!

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!!

Besos,
Francisca
I cannot speak for YOUR hooker in particular, but for the MAJORITY of hookers, holidays are the busiest months of the year, just as they are for any business in sales....

You take care of your hookers husband and kids? That is so sweet of you !!!!!!!

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!!

Besos,
Francisca Originally Posted by Ms Francisca
Where I was in France for most of 8 years holidays were slow for them. That's a very narrow minded statement and not true for many businesses in sales there's a lot of them that don't sell gift items and work slows, stop whoring for long enough to go see and experience the world. Every time you see a hooker your financially supporting her S.O. And kids (if she has any).
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Stop whoring for long enough to go see and experience the world. Originally Posted by Carribean stud
Is this statement directed at me?????
:ro flmao::roflm ao:

Stop thinking that because my job is being a whore, that I am any less traveled than you.
Speaking of close minded statements.......

Besos,
Francisca
Is this statement directed at me?????
:ro flmao::roflm ao:

Stop thinking that because my job is being a whore, that I am any less traveled than you.
Speaking of close minded statements.......

Besos,
Francisca Originally Posted by Ms Francisca
The amount of traveling does not matter if the mind is unable to comprehend.
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Dead Presidents
Silly trick, hookers don't believe in Christmas.
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New teeth or dentures
Dead Presidents Originally Posted by NavyManSA2004
+100
And this whole time, I thought they preferred to actually enjoy the sex they are having with a John.
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The amount of traveling does not matter if the mind is unable to comprehend. Originally Posted by Carribean stud
You being a perfect example ......