Heart Issues

Red Rock's Avatar
An interesting topic that recently came up during a session with a provider whom I have been seeing for the past10 months. We resolved that she would make sure that the rescue squad was called. (preferably I would call.) I had no problem with her leaving as several months ago when my heart problems where discovered I strictly see providers on an outcall basis.

Curious how other gents and ladies handle this issue.

Frank
KenMonk's Avatar
Well, in the event that something horrible happens and one person dies, if the other person left, police may view it as a potential homicide and that wouldn't be a good thing.

There was an issue awhile back where a two folks were together for the evening, one person passed away in the night, and the other called it in. The individual that was alive stuck around, answered questions, and the matter proceeded on with no ill will held towards the party involved when it came to legal.

This incident didn't happen in KC, and of course I don't know all of the details, but the last thing I would do is leave someone who is basically dying before my eyes.
dirty dog's Avatar
The first thing you want to do is roll the body up in plastic and then a rug. Next making sure it is dark and late at night move the body to a vehicle preferably a cargo van. Now you want to secure some lye, lime and a shovel. Find a spot in a less frequently traveled area where the ground has a lot of moisture. Now did a shallow grave roughly the size of the rug your buring (wink wink). You want to get about 3 feet deep. Once you have dug the hole you want to take the lime and coat the bottom of the hole and then do the same with the lye. Now place the rug (wink) without the plastic in the hole and then cover the contents of the hole with the lye and lime and then cover it all with the dirt you dug out of the hole. The moisture in the dirt and in the future rains will active the lye and lime. Now remove all of the clothing you used and take the rug and plastic and find a secluded spot and first drench them in bleach and then coleman fuel (white gas) it burns very very hot, and set the items on fire. Your almost done. Now take bleach and wash out the van and then take the van to the car wash and wash out the inside again.

Good luck
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Does not the rug get delivered to Alexandria, and unrolled in front of Caesar?
Blue_Buddies's Avatar
The first thing you want to do is...... Originally Posted by dirty dog

Just odd knowledge or do you have first hand experience?

Remind me not to drink a beer with you.

CaptainKaos's Avatar
dirty dog's Avatar
Just odd knowledge or do you have first hand experience?

Remind me not to drink a beer with you.

Originally Posted by Blue_Buddies
If you bring the girl in your avatar you will be just fine.
dirty dog's Avatar
DD, I like this way better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyEBXTL1Y3U Originally Posted by CaptainKaos

Man I so love that movie.
ElumEno's Avatar
There use to be a dog food plant in the bottoms... ijs
LOL Y'all crack me up.

On a more serious note.......

I know CPR, but in the case that does not help......I have a defibrillator and yes, I know how to work it. I have keep a first aid kit handy and its filled with all the goodies one would need. Including aspirin.

If the guy were to die, well.......that's when being a decent human being kicks in and you call 911 for help.
cuddlyteddybear's Avatar
The first thing you want to do is roll the body up in plastic and then a rug. Next making sure it is dark and late at night move the body to a vehicle preferably a cargo van. Now you want to secure some lye, lime and a shovel. Find a spot in a less frequently traveled area where the ground has a lot of moisture. Now did a shallow grave roughly the size of the rug your buring (wink wink). You want to get about 3 feet deep. Once you have dug the hole you want to take the lime and coat the bottom of the hole and then do the same with the lye. Now place the rug (wink) without the plastic in the hole and then cover the contents of the hole with the lye and lime and then cover it all with the dirt you dug out of the hole. The moisture in the dirt and in the future rains will active the lye and lime. Now remove all of the clothing you used and take the rug and plastic and find a secluded spot and first drench them in bleach and then coleman fuel (white gas) it burns very very hot, and set the items on fire. Your almost done. Now take bleach and wash out the van and then take the van to the car wash and wash out the inside again.

Good luck Originally Posted by dirty dog
Isn't there a rug "cleaning service" that will take care of this for those who don't like to work up a sweat--you know, all that irksome DNA dripping about. LOL.
Isn't there a rug "cleaning service" that will take care of this for those who don't like to work up a sweat--you know, all that irksome DNA dripping about. LOL. Originally Posted by cuddlyteddybear
Sure! Just call 1-800-Dump-A-Body! Operators are standing by!

Ummmmmmm, don'taskmehowIknowthat
dirty dog's Avatar
Sure! Just call 1-800-Dump-A-Body! Operators are standing by!

Ummmmmmm, don'taskmehowIknowthat Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
Remember to ask for Vinny.
The first thing you want to do is roll the body up in plastic and then a rug. Next making sure it is dark and late at night move the body to a vehicle preferably a cargo van. Now you want to secure some lye, lime and a shovel. Find a spot in a less frequently traveled area where the ground has a lot of moisture. Now did a shallow grave roughly the size of the rug your buring (wink wink). You want to get about 3 feet deep. Once you have dug the hole you want to take the lime and coat the bottom of the hole and then do the same with the lye. Now place the rug (wink) without the plastic in the hole and then cover the contents of the hole with the lye and lime and then cover it all with the dirt you dug out of the hole. The moisture in the dirt and in the future rains will active the lye and lime. Now remove all of the clothing you used and take the rug and plastic and find a secluded spot and first drench them in bleach and then coleman fuel (white gas) it burns very very hot, and set the items on fire. Your almost done. Now take bleach and wash out the van and then take the van to the car wash and wash out the inside again.

Good luck Originally Posted by dirty dog
Wow someone has been watching too many godfather movies.
Dirty Dog you are too Funny! Though I suspect there is some element of truth in your posts lol.

Snatch is the BEST movie ever!! I love Snatch (pun intended) LOL.

Yes, Pigs will eat Anything... ANYTHING!

Back On Topic...

I was at this appointment. At the end we decide to take a shower. He has this expensive mint body scrub in the shower. I am immediately drawn to it. I decide I am going to scrub and massage his body with it. As I am doing so he says that he is about to pass out. I think, "Hot Damn! I am so good at this." (lol)

Just then he passes out falling forward to me. I try to catch him, but he is very tall, solid and slippery wet. He crashes into the tiled wall and glass shower door. I quickly turn off the water, throw a towel over him and proceed to call 911. He wakes up, and asks me to not to call 911. He says that he is okay. I tell him to stay seated for a few minutes to catch is bearings. He does not listen to me. (Ugh, Men lol)

He stands up, and steps out of the shower. He passes out for a second time this time hitting the toilet and the outside of the glass shower door. I dial 911. He wakes up again, this time begging me not to call 911. He swears that he is okay. I am leery, but want to be respectful.

He stands up, and walks into the bedroom. Again he passes out falling to the carpet below. I scream, and say that's it I'm calling 911. I dial the number once again. Again he wakes up begging me not to call 911. I do not understand why he is so apprehensive towards me calling medical help. I want to be respectful, and make a deal with him that if he passes out a fourth time I am calling 911 no matter what. He says, "Deal"

He stands up, and takes a few steps. For a fourth time he passes out this time crashing his head and face into the corner of his huge wood dresser. That's it! I am so freaked out thinking, "OMG this is it! Someone is going to die during an appointment.". I process this quickly in a split second, and call 911 for real this time.

The 911 operator transfers me to the EMT who tells me how to care for him until the ambulance arrives. He emerges from the bedroom, grabs his cell phone from me and tells the ambulance/EMT guy not to come that he is okay. WTF? I do not know why he believed him over me, but he got them to cancel the 911 call.

I tell him I am not leaving until I know that he has gone to an emergency room to be looked over so that I know that he is alright. He fusses saying he is fine. I am looking at his face and body. He is NOT fine! I put my foot down, and demand that I drive him to the ER if he wasn't going to let an ambulance to come get him. He makes a deal with me that he will drive himself, and I can follow behind him. I reluctantly agree, but I know he is a very stubborn man which is probably why he is so good at his career lol.

While he goes into the bathroom to clean up, and stop the bleeding (which he can't) I begin erasing any evidence that pointed to me being in his home lol. I cleaned up everything. I washed the wine glasses, and my water glass. I left his water glass on the counter. I made sure not to touch anything with my bare hands. I wiped everything down. I put towels and the bath rug in the washing machine lol. I took the latex party favors out of the trash, wrapped them in toilet paper and shoved them in my purse lol. Lastly I grabbed his cell phone, and deleted all of our text messages. I basically erased anything that suggested I had been in his place lol. Did I really do this? Yes I did. Am I proud of myself for doing this? Yes and No. I shouldn't have worried about that at all, but I am an escort. I know the dangers of being an escort and being found with a dead body lol. I am no Mensa genius, but I am NOT an idiot either lol.

He realized how badly he was injured, and apologized for being so stubborn (Women are always Right lol). On the way to the ER he noticed I was going the wrong way. He tried to call/text me. When he opened his phone he realized that I had deleted all of our text messages. He chuckled thinking, "That's Dahlia." LOL

The ER visit was a hoot! I was 110% honest about everything from start to finish so that the doctors and nurses had all of the pieces to the puzzle. I am sure they all had a good laugh or two about this incident LOL.

Turns out he had taken a Viagra like pill. The hot water, massage, bob and the red wine had caused his blood pressure to plummet which made him repeatedly pass out. This would have been important to know from the first call to 911, but he was too embarrassed to say anything around me. (Ugh, Men lol).

-*- I have had 3 major events happen in all the years of me doing this. This was one of them. Holy Crap it was so Scary!!!

Do Not Ever Leave someone when they desperately need your help, especially in a medical emergency. The consequences of not helping them will Always be much greater than just getting caught in that situation with some measly d**gs.

D**g charges can always be fixed, but death is permanent.

I do know that when a person is on d**gs their brain does not operate on the same playing field as a sober person. Please take that into consideration when thinking about this other girl. I know this is hard to fathom right now, but forgiveness will do your heart, mind, body and soul... Good.

Just Do What Is Right, and you will always be Good.