What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
About three inches.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Just-in!
What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year!
Did you hear about the guy who died because he was erect for too long?
They couldn’t close his casket.
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore.
What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.