What does Oral Sex and Eggs Benedict have in common?

Centruroides's Avatar
You can't get either one at home!
tia travels's Avatar
Well maybe not at YOUR home. LOL j/k
Well maybe not at YOUR home. LOL j/k Originally Posted by tia travels
So what are you saying we can come to your house and get both, lol.
tia travels's Avatar
Well, I really don't know how to cook...so you'd be out of luck there.
Tia darlin' you can get both at my house but I have to get my wife outta here first...

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Guest032213-02's Avatar
I can get oral at my house. I just have to wait until I get out of traction from falling off the damned couch!
Suckerberg's Avatar
I know how to make eggs benedict...but I'd rather get oral sex!