So my wife likes me to use the various Axe products, and I like them well enough. So the other day she gets me a new body wash: Thai Massage
So I, having my weird sense of humor say "You want me to smell like I got a hand job from a transexual? OK."
She gets me fortuneately.
Also regarding the "Brazilian Carnival" Febreeze: "So our house will smell like a women with shaved pubes dancing in the streets? Cool."