Everyone try to relax.
I just heard that Trumpy has called for a national day of prayer.
He has found the solution to all our worries.
He tried to convince all of you that it was a hoax. He searched and found zero answers on the golf course. He tried to teach you the benefits of washing your hands ...but nothing seemed to work.
Trumpy now has a solution...
Praying!!
Wow, the orange hero has saved us all.
Hail Trumpy.