Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients

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Levianon17's Avatar
Well that's one way to skin a cat, lol.
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“ George, you're wrong about lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it," Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old dementia patient who claims to be constantly observed by Russian spies. "It doesn't taste good! Everyone's telling me all the time how much they hate it and you're telling me they should serve it every day? On DAY ONE I will ban lime JELL-O."

"And Mexico will pay for it!"


In another instance, Trump screamed at a WWII veteran until he started crying.

"Greatest generation? More like lamest generation," Trump quipped, invoking laughs from orderlies. "You complain about loud music when people — good people — are trying to listen to jazz. You make me sick, to tell you the truth."

"But thank you for your service."
Why_Yes_I_Do's Avatar
One should avoid arguing with a dementia patient. If they get adamant about something, try: I'm sorry you feel that way, then change the subject. EX: Heh, what was the name of that Caliornia Mayor that was banging the bejesus outta ol' Kumala?
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Thats the same reason our providers hang out with WTF…to learn how to suck dicks.