Typical CNN, MSN, AOL, MSNBC News Story.......

Unamed sources have reported that anonymous officials might believe that a brother of a unknown cousin of a friend of a former government worker who has a girlfriend who works for a telephone company who said President Trump might have made a phone call to a Eastern European area code.

Unamed Justice Department Officials report that a anonymous elected official's secretary overheard a phone call that they believe could lead to an investigation.
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There are no sources, Jim. Just actors working in a studio underneath Virginia.

Y'dumbass.
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There are no sources, Jim. Just actors working in a studio underneath Virginia.

Y'dumbass. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
no, just shows how the media makes their sausage for news release.
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Ahhh, so that's what he was trying to say! Thanks, dildo! You can be Jim's Spicy interpreter.
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AssWipe ... vvvvvvv

The Spam Man!
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Unamed sources ---- FAKE NEWS , my daddy use to say keep your mouth shut , and no one will know how stupid you are ! ( for the lib-tarts)
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Unamed sources ---- FAKE NEWS , my daddy use to say keep your mouth shut , and no one will know how stupid you are ! ( for the lib-tarts) Originally Posted by rexdutchman
That goes both ways.

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That goes both ways.

Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
+ A WHOLE SHITLOAD

+ A WHOLE SHITLOAD

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
With you being the biggest load of pig shit baaaaaaaaaaaa
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Ahhh, so that's what he was trying to say! Thanks, dildo! You can be Jim's Spicy interpreter. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
you're all penis you rong.
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With you being the biggest load of pig shit baaaaaaaaaaaa Originally Posted by gary5912
Under-educated conservatives have no common sense
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I can see your daddy telling you that first part. The second part about libtards is FAKE NEWS.
Because we all know he was telling you that long before you knew the difference between liberal and conservative.

And if your daddy was telling you that then your mother had given up on you learning the obvious.

Unamed sources ---- FAKE NEWS , my daddy use to say keep your mouth shut , and no one will know how stupid you are ! ( for the lib-tarts) Originally Posted by rexdutchman
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Don't you just love bullshit wisdom from somebody's "daddy" used to justify an ignorant, backward point of view?
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With you being the biggest load of pig shit baaaaaaaaaaaa Originally Posted by gary5912
Fuck you, redneck.
Tomorrow's NY Times Story........."Unknown Sources are reporting that they overheard two waitresses at Starbucks talking about a conversation where they listened in on two guys in black suites discussing going to Russia. Our Editorial Staff has determined that these two unknown men could have been working for Donald Trump, so they obviously went to talk to Putin about railroading Hillary.

The CIA, FBI, and NSA say they know nothing of this, but we will run it as factual, because there is always the possibility, however remote, that it could be true.