$8.47 Clearance Special

No one talks about the "deed" in this forum, so I thought I would introduce this anecdote and see if anyone else has a similar tale.

I go to the pharmacy to buy condoms for a date, and saw that my favorite brand was on sale as a clearance item. Cool.

Guess what? Vibrating cock rings were also on sale for half price, $8.47. So I decide to be the big spender and buy one.

I go to the session so armed. My date has never used one, but she is game to try it. We put the sucker on, powered it up, and she lowered herself onto my now electrified member, and OMG, it drove her wild. I could see her blink and gasp from the new sensations that were flowing from that little buzz bomb and she started to orgasm almost immediately.

Of course, I am just as surprised as she is, but I was opportunistic and I made sure that we tried several positions before we took a break after 15 minutes. Each one was a winner from what I could tell.

Once she caught her breath, my friend laughingly accused me of trying to kill her but I denied it. I

So, does anyone else have similar experiences where a small item or technique or change in routine produced dramatic results? If so, please tell us about it.

There is also the story about the hockey goalie mask, but that is for another day.

They fly off the shelves around my area. They're fleecing y'all or had them hiding so long only a sale made them visible.
Who knows.

Great toys the first time around! Small nimble and powerful they can be..ha ha hell yeah.

During our first doubles, I watched Yummy Marie use a Hitachi and a dildo to make herself squirt (first time I've seen someone squirt in person). It was pretty neat to watch. I went and bought one immediately. My life is forever changed. So far, it's the one toy I've found that can beat a pulsating shower head.

Had someone try to use a WeVibe with me. It was somewhat uncomfortable. Not terrible, but it just felt like it was more in the way than pleasurable. *shrug* Different strokes, I suppose.

I came out of the bathroom and found my date carefully positioned on her back with her head near the edge of the bed and a hitachi going to town on the other hot spot. She kept using the hitachi but I got mine. She is a genius.