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The Onion Will Sue Obama
By Larry Johnson on January 17, 2015 at 12:07 PM in Current Affairs
Talk about copyright infringement. I think the satirical website, THE ONION, got a major smackdown yesterday courtesy of Barack Obama and John Kerry. Some brainiac in bowels of the State Department sold the bosses on the nifty idea of ferrying the elderly crooner, James Taylor, to Paris to sing a song of contrition for the US failure to attend last week’s march against terror.
When I first saw this story hit the wires I thought that The Onion had gone viral. Nope. This was the real deal by the clowns that comprise the Obama Administration.
The pictures do not lie. Obama and Kerry are really this fucking stupid.
You’ve got a friend? Jesus! With “friends” like us the French don’t need any new enemies.
Lazy comedy writers at SNL are celebrating today. They don’t have to write anything. Just hit the replay button.
I can understand why we didn’t fly Sir Elton John to Paris to sing, Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word. He’s British. Friggin Brits showed up last week. Nothing to apologize for.
Why not Stevie Wonder? I Just Called to Say I Love You?
Damn. Kerry could have gone old school. Why not Brenda Lee?
What do we have to look forward to? Sending the survivors of Peter, Paul and Mary to Iraq to serenade the Islamic State with Kum Ba Ya?
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