Beaten up by a woman

This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in an elevator when this young beautiful busty woman got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she leaned over towards me and said, "would you please press 1?" So I did. I don't remember much after that.



"Live, Love, and Laugh"

You're lucky she didn't ask you to press 2. You'd be dead.

Ah, the nuances of the English language.

What if she had said, "I get off on 1." Would he have given her one to help her get off?