"I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he doesn't immediately recognize her. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper, from the bachelor party, with whom I had sex on the pool table -- with all my buddies watching -- while your partner whipped my ass with a wet stalk of celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Does that mean she would spanck him with celery?

That's been sent out. Love it.

LOL! I am going to have to add this to my website.