A Ho's Resume

http://www.bitoffun.com/vim/humor-ho-resume.htm

Resume

Bitsha' looking to opportunity where there is room for growth and in the ho biz. lol... 36 24 36 for real duties various,I am a team player, but can work along. Why you should hiring me sexy dependable love to have fun

That's TOO funny! Haha

LMAO