a snowstorm

So the other night it snowed, and in the morning the kids and I went out and made a snowman.

Neighbor: Why do you always make snowMEN, why can't you make a snowWOMAN for a change.

So, I took her up on the offer.

My neighbor across the street then came over, he complained about the voluptuous nature of the snow-woman. So I dialed back the attributes. And decided to make a snow man to make all happy.

A person driving by, then stopped by my house and felt the need to tell me how offended he was, and since he's a muslim my snow-lady should be covered up.

The lesbian couple down the steet felt the need to stop by and complain that I had a snowman and a snow-woman, and I should have 2 snow women.

To appease the neighbors, I made 2 snow women and the rainbow coalition felt I should make the snowpeople with interchangable parts.

So I knocked down the second snow woman, and just left the single snow woman. Some feminst who was walking by called the cops because I was beating the snow woman with a shovel as this depicts the abuse that probably occurs in my house every day.

By the time the cop got here, I was labeled a racist by the black lady because my snowpeople are always white.

I brushed aside all this crap and was putting the final touches on my family snow-woman, which I was ripped apart on CNN for putting the snow-woman in the domestic roll by putting a broom in her hands.

When Anderson Cooper asked if I had anyone helping me, I said my children, At that point the Department of Child Services took away my children.

Moral of the story, the snowflakes ruined this country.

This would be really funny if it wasn't so close to the truth.

Good one. I had a submariner buddy. He said they did two things on the boat; 1) play poker and 2) jack off

Thanks for your service.

Cogent comment on the PC dominated society the DPST's are intent on inflicting upon America.

Thank you, RS!