Liquid lapdance pants ?

I have searched the board and can not find any reviews of these liquid lapdance pants other than the ones on the sellers web site. Have you guys tried them? Do they really work? Are the washable and reuseable? When do you lube up, at home or at the club before the dance? What type of lub works best? Do any ladies from clubs have any comments to share?
Any info would help...THANKS

We now have proof that we are approaching the endtimes.

http://www.liquidlapdance.com/

Mine always fill up while getting the dance. Just Kidding!

Now I've heard everything lol...once again!

WOW you gotta love perverted entrepreneurs! This is my first time hearing of this contraption, but it seems pretty cool and would definitely make going out more exciting if you can get the sensation of a stripper slide without the extra $

Now I've heard everything lol...once again! Originally Posted by Paven

+1...explain those if your in an accident or come home intoxicated forgetting you have them on

I thought he meant this ......