At 6:15am my daughter came into my bedroom and gently nudged my arm whispering excitedly, "Daddy, Santa was here! You have to come look!" THAT was my best Christmas present.
I got a new car........best gift I have ever received.........of course I gave it to myself. Wont be the first time I had to give myself a gift.......seems like it happens everyday lately........lol.
My tshirthell tshirts... "If I had balls they'd be bigger than yours" Clown holding his fingers (kinda wide apart) "Must be this long to ride" and last but by no means least "Fuck me, it's trendy" All been worn out in public and the drinks and high fives abound...